"Stalking"

I think you've all heard of this word: Stalk; stalking; STALKER!!!!

Do you know the meaning of the word 'Stalk'?  Days today, it means going directly to someone's profile on any kind of social network.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!

I will now give you the definition from a dictionary website:

transitive verb

 

1: to pursue by stalking

2: to go through (an area) in search of prey or quarry stalk the woods for deer>

3: to pursue obsessively and to the point of harassment

 

You see?  You can comment on anyone's post on facebook! 

 

It is ridiculous, all of these unspoken rules there are these days.  I should be able to comment on someone's post saying a point without the thought that they will immediatly think of me as a stalker.  They say, "Holy cow, why is SHE commenting on this?!"

 

You should also be able to like a post on Facebook without having to worry about them thinking you're looking at their every posts.  I must say, I only saw this on my home thank you VERY MUCH!!!!

 

Another thing that gets on my nerves is when people comment on your stuff TOO MUCH!  No, on buzz I could care less because those are only close friends, but sometimes there's those reletives that comment on your every post.  I know for a FACT that when your aunt, let's say, comments on one of your posts, it scares off the hip people you're friends with. 

 

Not that your reletives aren't meaning it!  But... Still.

 

Then there's the kids (I was one of them) that comments on everything you post.  Kids.  That you don't know well.  Get a grip dude!!  I DON'T KNOW YOU AT ALL.  STOP ACTING LIKE YOU DO.  (Like I said before, I have no objections to strangers on buzz.  That's different somehow.)

 

I will admit it.  I am a stalker by blood.  My mom gave it to me.  We are so in sync with stalking!  (No more to be said on my mother) I have stalked countless people!  Friends, friend's crushes, people my friends meet, random people who say weird things, snotty people, friends of friends of friends of friends, etc.!  The weird thing? I'd look at their pictures.... 

 

Yes.  I am a stalker.  YOU GOT A PROBLEM!??!??!?!  I don't stalk anyone on buzz because that's physically impossible.  Every dang post comes to you whether you want it to or not.  Thank goodness for buzz.

 

"I walked through the thick woods, clutching my rifle close to myself.  It was cold in my red palms from the chilled air.  My breath came out as puffs of steam and I shook with cold in my thin jacket, but I needed to bring some fresh meat home.  I had to.  Or we would starve. 

  I heard a crack as that of a twig breaking under the foot of an animal.  It made my body stiffen up.  I turned my head rigidly to face where the noise came from, hoping that it wasn't a bear on my life. 

  It wasn't.  It was a beautiful doe.  Her large brown eyes stared at me curiously and I backed away slowly.  I hid behind some trees and started moving annonymously through the woods, stalking her."

 

This is another example.  A very deadly example whether it applies to animals or humans.  A burgler can stalk you while you're walking home from the library or somewhere.  Even a friend's house.  O________O  A lion may stalk you when you go to Africa.  You may stalk a lion when you go to Africa.  I may stalk you.  <O>_<O>

 

Let us hope not.

 

Take a look:  (*FAKE*)

Billy Mays: DO YOU LOVE STALKING PEOPLE?!

Man: Yes. O_O

Billy Mays: WELL GO TO ITUNES AND BUY THE SONG 'EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE' BY THE POLICE (real name) YOU CAN FULFIL YOUR NEED FOR MUSIC TO DESCRIBE YOUR FEELINGS, PAINS, AND EMOTIONS!!!!!!!!!!

Man: Okay... >.>

 

Wanna know who was awesome?

 

Billy Mays.  Mr. Oxi Clean.  God rest his soul.  -_-