First Post Aparently

Yes, I have a blog.  :D

Now I know what you're all thinking.  (Or do I..??) "Why does she need a blog?!  She has a BUZZ!!!!"  You are correct!  I DO have a buzz!  But buzz means you can't talk about yourself for length because people will yawn at your personal life and realize how boring you are. 

What is so special about a blog?  I have no idea.  I just think it would be cool to post wacky stuff that actually sort of happened, yet, my over active imagination changed it into something spectacular. 

It also will help with my dream of being a writer.  When I was young (Seven??  Eight??  Seven-and-a-half??!!??!!?) I read those books 'Little House on the Prarie'.  Got obbessed.  First chapter book I'd read EVER.  It's writen by Laura Ingalls and she imediatly became my idol.  In fact, I grabbed paper, pounced on one of those things you can put on your lap while you write, SHOT AFTER A PENCIL AND STARTING WRITING MY LIFE DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can imagine how that went. 

"Once there was a girl named (You know my name.  Not able to be shown do to privacy).  She had a lot of siblings named (Once again removed) and they were very happy!"  First page, one quater covered.  Energy gone.  Throws away the ten sheets of paper I expected to fill with beautiful writing about my life and I don't know what happened after.  Probably got something to eat.

After those days, despised writing.  Found tricky manuvers to get out of learning it until one day.  Oh yes, one fateful day, I discovered my friend Kaceyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!  Yes, I started writing her stories of her beloved because I loved making romance.  It was then that I realized I was destined for this.  I thank God daily for Kacey.  For more than that, but you get my point.  It's thanks to her that I will make millions and billions of $ in the future. 

God bless Kacey.  *Anthem* 

Also, my life is very dull.  Okay, sure my dad found his half-sister he had never known about his entire life out of the millions of people in the U.S.A. in the neighborhood he just happened to be hunting for houses for my family to live in at that very moment.  But PSSHHH!!!  That could happen to anyone!  (Haha, not likely).

And also, so what if my mom has had seven kids and pregnant yet again!?  Have you ever heard of that show 'Ninteen kids and counting'?!  Yeah.  I thought so.

Okay, maybe that's cool, but I have never made any use of my life.  I've never saved a life by catching a poor sitizen (I'm so awesome I can get away with spelling that wrong!) from falling into the waves and getting eaten by man eating sharks!  Or getting poor Mary-Jane out of yet another evil dude with my awesome webs that shoot out of my hands when they are in that special position. 

What is up with Spiderman!?

Another reason I want a blog?  I'm barely allowed on Youtube and that's the place where people say witty things (I'm basically talking about Nigahiga) and make people all over the world laugh.  I wanna make people laugh!! 

So gosh darn me, but I will on here!!!!  >:D

This will be a place for me to put personal opinions, the few things that are exciting in my life, and just for awesomeness to boil on a 278 degree fire and let rest for 48 hours.  After, chill for 1 minute then pour on grass to create rainbows.  (Or a Nyan Kitty.  Either.  Depends on your mood!)

My imagination is low after tiring it for an hour.  You will see more posts soon.  So good-bye for now!